What Do You Expect If You Marry A Hedgehog?
  • Henry Martell & Helen Seymour
8 episodes
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?

Episodes

E2: Handle The Bulb
2021 Feb 2625m 15s
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
E1: Death of a Podcast
2021 Feb 1023m 43s
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
Archive 6: Uncle Danders’ Halloween Pick-Me-Up
2020 Dec 1236m 7s
Henry Martell and Helen Seymour are two of the finest detectives to come out of the academy in years. Their dedication has brought them all the way to the homicide department of the prestigious John Butterforth Institute (J.B.I.). They are elite, hungry for justice, and have the resources of the J.B.I. behind them. Nothing can stop them. Except, perhaps, procrastination and an obsession with the dark underworld of celebrity crime.
Archive 5: Bulgur Wheat Bombshell
2020 Sep 1726m 7s
Henry Martell and Helen Seymour are two of the finest detectives to come out of the academy in years. Their dedication has brought them all the way to the homicide department of the prestigious John Butterforth Institute (J.B.I.). They are elite, hungry for justice, and have the resources of the J.B.I. behind them. Nothing can stop them. Except, perhaps, procrastination and an obsession with the dark underworld of celebrity crime.
Archive 4: The Dragon & The Elephant
2020 Aug 2732m 23s
Henry Martell and Helen Seymour are two of the finest detectives to come out of the academy in years. Their dedication has brought them all the way to the homicide department of the prestigious John Butterforth Institute (J.B.I.). They are elite, hungry for justice, and have the resources of the J.B.I. behind them. Nothing can stop them. Except, perhaps, procrastination and an obsession with the dark underworld of celebrity crime.
Archive 3: Toaster Tailor Soldier Sue
2020 Jun 1337m 55s
Henry Martell and Helen Seymour are two of the finest detectives to come out of the academy in years. Their dedication has brought them all the way to the homicide department of the prestigious John Butterforth Institute (J.B.I.). They are elite, hungry for justice, and have the resources of the J.B.I. behind them. Nothing can stop them. Except, perhaps, procrastination and an obsession with the dark underworld of celebrity crime. Warning: this podcast is a work of fiction, a patchwork of absolute nonsense.
Archive 2: Agent Spencer, Licensed To Butter
2020 May 0831m 22s
Henry Martell and Helen Seymour are two of the finest detectives to come out of the academy in years. Their dedication has brought them all the way to the homicide department of the prestigious John Butterforth Institute (J.B.I.). They are elite, hungry for justice, and have the resources of the J.B.I. behind them. Nothing can stop them. Except, perhaps, procrastination and an obsession with the dark underworld of celebrity crime. Warning: this podcast is a work of fiction, a patchwork of absolute nonsense.
Archive 1: What's That In The Summer House?
2020 Apr 1939m 11s
Henry Martell and Helen Seymour are two of the finest detectives to come out of the academy in years. Their dedication has brought them all the way to the homicide department of the prestigious John Butterforth Institute (J.B.I.). They are elite, hungry for justice, and have the resources of the J.B.I. behind them. Nothing can stop them. Except, perhaps, procrastination and an obsession with the dark underworld of celebrity crime. Warning: this podcast is a work of fiction, a patchwork of absolute nonsense.
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