Or: Nobody wins when you cheat in a turtle race. The Dudes strike it rich and hit a gusher at Black Gold Days in Glenpool, Oklahoma! Marvel as the dudes converse about carnies and get fired up about frog jumping and turtle races. Meanwhile, Gary and Hunter trade terrible tales about terrapins, Pat and Hunter fanboy about The Beverly Hillbillies—and then get destroyed in a corn-hole tournament (it's bad)! Remember to Like and Subscribe to Roadside Warriors Podcast, and follow us on Instagram (@roadsidewarriorspod) and Facebook (/roadsidewarriorspod)!

Or: How else could a gorilla know sign language except for magic?

Or: Paleontologists are just nerdy guys lusting after dinosaurs' shapely hips.

Or: Britney Spears and The Reallocation of Wealth.

Or: If I'm going over an Indiana Jones bridge I should have worn stretchy pants

Or: What is the male version of "Karen?"

Or: The Legend of the Big Dog Shirt.

Or: A Pilgrimage For Virility!