Sean Attempts returns to the screen. Except it’s static and representative of his bedroom wallpaper.
You never knew he’d gone, oh well. Listen anyway, he has yarns to spin and spin them he will on his yarn twirling...oh never mind that wasn’t going to work. He recounts his life and its livelier than Britain’s dullest man Kevin Beresford; famous for travelling the length and breadth of the country in search of the best roundabouts the UK has to offer.
Yes, I googled Kevin just like you did too.